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Twain, Yuri Peperino Affettatutto

One of the problems to be fans of Viggo 'are reviews. The reviews, more often, are similar to advertising 'self. That is, I speak to you of a product reviewer (the game) in my product (Review) so that your interest in the product of others (the game) will spur them to my own, to product (journal *). I

in fifth grade I re-read the tape to review for CM DKC waiting for the Rikkondaddy loosen the cientomilalire Christmas. Today there is no CM 'more, for many reasons, a more' sad the other.

But now enough about Marco Auletta **. The point 'that the reviewer makes us. Today, anyone can 'make the reviewer. If I myself have written reviews of ***, can 'really do anyone. The problem 'that does happen. And all "eh but today the video game journalism and 'expired' cause they are the bimbiminkia 'to make up reviuvs GainFucks" .

But with the cock. But maybe. Even removing all teenagers and all the not-so-teen-PIU' they review our own games aggratise barrow or 20 € a piece ****, a person who has at least a secondary school review on GameSpot, or IGN also manages to leggersela, from time to time.

So many games, many reviewers, many, many information, a quantity 'immoderate comments. Whether you choose this or that site ficanet, this or that magazine ficoless, in my opinion the problem and 'always the same: you realize what the hell are you reading?

A review and 'public' to pay indirectly. Written by humans. What do you recommend purchasing. And the people trust. We repeat: there people who trust reviews written by humans ***** to make sure their purchases videogame *****. You reviewer, you are there 'to do your best to prevent me from wasting money.

And from here maybe I'm listening too. Thus, 'while they were talking of the role of Metacritic , one of the titles most' fun I've ever played, ****** Tales of Vesperia (JRPG, 360, Namco Bandai) sees dozens of reviewers called to establish Ficosa the 'title or not. Dozens of reviewers including the amount 'of dickheads and' least biased. Now, if there were laws against racial bimbominkia reviewers would probably ten reviewers per language. Then you 'I could understand things like "the JRPG is not my thing and I Tales series sucks, but' I became strong and I decided to proceed with the review.

Fuck. While monuments such as Coso loosen the games here and there 'a second affinity' with the genre, most of the reviewers have no professionalism 'in the back. Or, ce 'has, if asked about.

you that the game will be recognized as art? Then tell us that a review of Metal Gear Solid can not' write anyone so 'as one of Wii Fit or Call of Duty can not' write some or specialized in RTS games of football. For the love of pork, a taxi driver and a trucker not are the same thing. A cellist and a violinist playing the same instrument. 300 is not 'a remake of the coach in football. By the time anyone reviewed anything, the games criticism is not worth more 'shit, no matter how many thousands of euro fuck did you get from cumenda, romanaccio or English guy.

* or "piece paid to sneeze, if you live in 2011.

** joking. Everyone knows that all articles were written by CM historical ghostwriter, Robert Zampieri, now known as Nemesis if you should just believe whatever bullshit.

*** on Amazon, the "sacred texts".

**** 20 euro a piece, and 'a great rate, if you treat obituaries.

***** no, Mark, you do not, unfortunately the last time I checked, those who do not pay regularly carries out his work was inhumane, not to say merdaccia. Do not despair, there 's always the next budget (eventually).

****** I could talk about it soon, but first I must finish it. Two more times. There are only 126 hours, year, and 'young.